May 21 2025 - big mysterious rat

um, this is big rat writing the blog. i think i get a cheese for doing this.
sorry about the lack of blog posts recently, cultist is out right now so i'm taking her place

new features

• i think gordon figured out how to use his face muscles
• that means he can now talk as well!!! thanks mann co for the new voice thingamajigs
• gordon's legs started to get tired and he has to rest now after running

weapon additions

• gordon got a smg that only shoots ba booms but its only for flying around O_O
• the new "tua" or guass gun means you can shoot funny lightning and maybe fly i think?
• it seems gordon found his actual crowbar from black mesa, it seems barney was hoping gordon wouldn't notice.
• he also found out how to hold those shocky sticks the stinky cops have

cosmetic additions

• umm, i saw there is a cool new helmet to wear, maybe gordon found it around new vegas!
• if you want you can have a rat friend on your head now...... gordon like rat :)
• you can be a chicken now... bock bock...
• bucket of chicken (not from the same chicken dont worry)
• if you think gordon is too nerdy, you can give him cooler glasses now
• probably a lot more but i dont want to get into specifics right now
• also thank you mage for making so many hats

balancing changes

• scout vs gordon is a pretty fair fight now
• demoman vs gordon is unfair for gordon
• heavy can obliterate gordon if he isn't fast enough

bug fixes

• animations work better now
• a couple of fixes with spy's disguise kit
• you dont have to rejoin the game to switch weapons anymore